Re:
“Whitman-Walker
reports
dramatic
increase
in
HIV
diagnoses
in
city.”
No
surprise
there
—
every
guy
I’ve
met
within
the
past
year
informed
me
that
they
do
not
use
condoms
(guys
in
their
30s
to
40s,
that
is)
and
expect
me
to
follow
suit.
Afraid
not,
guys.
No
condom
=
no
way!
Meeting
up
with
them
in
public
bathrooms
does
not
mean
that
your
churchgoing
friends
and
white
male
Republicans
are
more
accepting,
just
horny
and
out
for
a
thrill
before
they
go
home
to
their
wives
and
families.
The
Chinese
female
gymnasts
look
young
because
they
are
still
virgins
while
the
Americans
look
like
they’ve
been
screwed
a
million
times
already.
I
think
it’s
high
time
we
started
beating
the
crap
out
of
random
straight
boys.
Better
yet,
pull
a
“Dexter”
and
track
down
those
who
deserve
it.
Aw,
is
that
mean?
Re:
“Enough
with
the
gay
accents.
Over
annunciated
consonants
and
elongated
vowels
are
not
sexy.
The
deliberate,
emphatic
tone
is
grating.
Stop
it.”
And
poor
grammar
is
more
offensive.
“Annuciate”
comes
from
the
Latin,
meaning
“to
announce.”
Perhaps,
stupid
kvetching
bitch,
you
meant
“enunciate,”
meaning
“to
pronounce.”
It
also
means
something
you
are
not:
articulate.
Sod
off.
The
59-year-old
guy
who
has
all
the
luck
with
young
guys
reminds
me
of
a
gentleman
of
a
similar
age
who
hit
on
me
telling
me
that
“people
always
tell
me
that
I
look
30.”
Ha!
Who
cares
about
eight
gold
medals?
What
we
really
want
to
know
is
that
with
his
size
14
shoes
is
Michael
Phelps’
nickname
“rope”?
Where
are
the
pictures?
And
those
big
ears
would
make
great
love
handles.
There
really
is
no
gracious
way
of
asking
someone
to
improve
their
personal
hygiene
is
there?
Re:
“If
you
think
Obama
has
enough
experience
to
be
president,
then
I
suppose
you’d
hire
a
D.C.
twink
to
perform
a
root
canal
on
you.”
Really?
Well,
when
you
have
a
law
degree
from
Harvard
and
you’ve
been
president
of
the
Harvard
Law
Review,
as
Obama
has,
then
you
can
talk
about
his
intellectual
credentials!
Just
because
the
Chinese
female
gymnasts
look
young
does
not
mean
they
are
underage.
After
all,
not
everyone
in
the
world
looks
like
Americans
—
12-year-olds
look
like
they
are
20
years
old
and
by
the
time
they’re
25
years
old
they
look
like
they
are
45!
To
Mr.
“This
gay
‘community’
is
a
crock”:
how
much
love
do
you
think
you’d
get
from
your
churchgoing
and
straight
white
male
Republican
friends
if
you
were
trying
to
pick
them
up
in
a
bar?
Non-sexual
and
sexual
love
have
very
different
criteria
and
expectations.
You
can
find
plenty
of
non-sexual
love
with
other
gay
men,
if
you
don’t
judge
them
based
on
how
close
they
fit
your
conservative
idea
of
what’s
sexually
desirable.
Manhunt
sucks.
Try
Adam4Adam
instead.
So
what’s
wrong
with
potluck?
No
tip
is
necessary
or
expected.
Message
to
the
35+
crowd:
Eat
right,
keep
fit
and
you
will
continue
to
meet
new
friends
and
get
to
know
them
better.
It’s
the
trolls
who
let
themselves
go.
Like
vintage
physique
photos?
Check
out
the
escort
ads
in
your
local
gay
publication.
Re:
“They
[20-somethings]
lack
emotional
maturity,
intellectual
depth,
sexual
skills/experience
and
...
well,
you
get
the
idea.”
Many
would
say
those
are
the
exact
reasons
to
date
a
20-something.
Not
everyone
wants
an
old,
tired,
slutty,
bitter
queen
like
you.
This
town
has
20-somethings
(albeit
few)
that’d
knock
your
socks
off
(and
pants).
Anyone
else
think
it’s
funny
that
Obama
and
McCain
are
using
the
same
computer-generated
wind
farm
in
their
ads?
Maybe
they
aren’t
so
different
after
all.
I’m
only
with
you
until
I
find
someone
better.
Do
not
tell
me
we
are
equals
in
this
“relationship”
when
you
treat
me
otherwise
all
the
time.
Why
is
it
that
you
only
seem
to
have
me
around
when
it
is
convenient
for
you?
When
your
boyfriend
of
four
months
says,
“You
are
trying
to
get
into
my
ass
tonight
and
it’s
not
going
to
happen,”
there
is
a
high
chance
that
you
are
just
a
bad
top.
Therefore,
it
was
better
for
you
to
pass
out
on
the
couch
and
leave
the
dog
with
him
in
the
bed.
To
the
bitch
who
said,
“If
you
think
Obama
has
enough
experience
to
be
president,
then
I
suppose
you’d
hire
a
D.C.
twink
to
perform
a
root
canal
on
you.”
Well,
I’d
rather
have
a
guy
just
out
of
dental
school
perform
the
root
canal
than
a
guy
who
has
been
performing
them
wrong
for
the
past
30
years
like
McCain.
You
want
to
contract
HIV
so
that
you
can
legally
use
HGH
and
steroids
and
look
like
the
roided
out
freaks
at
the
gym?!
Re:
“Watch
how
a
man
treats
your
dog,
that’s
how
he’ll
treat
you.”
If
this
is
your
philosophy
of
life,
then
you
certainly
have
a
lot
to
learn
about
life.
One
of
the
dumbest
things
I
have
ever
heard.
Isn’t
it
ironic
that
more
and
more
often
the
gay
nightclubs
and
bars
in
D.C.,
whose
clientele
is
99
percent
gay
men,
show
videos
of
scantly
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