I
really
am
sick
to
death
of
you
career
homosexuals.
So
go
ahead,
go
to
your
damn
Gay
Pride
parades
and
your
man-hating
feminist
potlucks
and
vote
for
Obama.
Just
don’t
bitch
when
your
taxes
go
sky-high
and
gay
bashers
get
out
on
parole.
Twenty-somethings
chasing
a
50-year-old
nellie
queen
who
doesn’t
pay
up?
Hmm,
sex
without
the
lights
and
plastic
surgery
does
wonders
for
old
people.
This
gay
“community”
is
a
crock.
I’ve
been
more
accepted
and
loved
by
churchgoing
friends
and
straight
white
male
Republicans
than
this
hater-filled
hot
bed
of
plucked
eyebrows,
designer
clothing
and
rampant
superficiality.
To
the
guy
who
had
so
much
fun
in
Atlanta,
I
hear
you
loud
and
clear.
I
go
there
for
Black
Gay
Pride
every
Labor
Day,
and
I
have
a
great
time.
At
least
they
have
good
strip
shows
and
a
couple
of
bathhouses
with
decent
looking
men.
I
wish
I
could
say
the
same
thing
about
D.C.!
I
wish
all
you
jealous
queens
and
bitches
would
stop
hatin’
on
the
59-year-old
man
who
is
enjoying
life
since
getting
himself
together.
If
he
wants
to
get
with
30-somethings
to
get
his
rocks
off,
more
power
to
him.
You
all
sound
like
the
ones
he
turned
down!
Why
do
all
the
buffets
close
when
the
bears
are
in
town?
Bears
tip
well,
at
least.
Isn’t
that
enough?
When
are
you
guys
going
to
jump
on
the
mantyhose
bandwagon?
The
“gay
earth
tones
flag”
is
already
taken.
It
is
the
flag
used
to
denote
gay
bears.
Oh,
and
it
has
the
cutest
little
paw-print
on
it
too.
All
military-poseur
haircuts
do
is
announce
to
the
world
“I
have
no
creativity
or
imagination
and
because
I
am
afraid
of
people
finding
out
what
I
am
really
like,
I
want
to
blend
into
the
wall
and
seem
like
a
mindless
drone.”
Having
one
is
no
longer
butch.
Am
I
a
prude
for
being
glad
the
court
spared
us
the
Vern
Troyer
sex
tape?
WTF,
the
feds
are
bustin’
down
doors
and
shootin’
the
family
dogs
over
pot?
It’s
not
that
you
think
I’m
ugly,
it’s
not
that
I
was
bad
in
bed.
Hell,
it
wasn’t
even
the
fact
that
you
led
me
on
into
thinking
we
were
in
love.
It
was
just
the
fact
that
you
never
had
the
guts
to
call
me
and
tell
me
you
weren’t
interested.
A
50-something
with
a
20-something
is
just
wrong.
Where
would
a
50-something
meet
a
20-something?
Ever
hear
of
a
monogamous
exhibitionist?
The
best
part
of
the
Olympics
has
been
China
telling
George
Bush
to
butt
out.
Bitch
Boy
responds:
And
the
worst
part
has
been
the
new
Speedo
suit.
Bring
back
the
old-school,
tiny
Speedos!
I
don’t
like
my
job
but
it’s
all
I
know.
It
affords
my
lifestyle
but
destroys
my
soul.
I’m
afraid
I’ll
be
here
until
I
retire
and
look
back
with
regret.
Change
doesn’t
scare
me
but
real
change
I
find
terrifying.
To
the
anti-dog
poo
picker
upper:
In
the
city
that’s
a
no-no,
in
the
suburbs
I
agree.
Makes
no
sense
to
put
a
biodegradable
turd
in
a
plastic
bag.
Cops
are
not
your
friend.
If
they
were
you’d
see
more
“protect
and
serve”
and
“less
harass
and
offend.”
To
the
little
girl
who
wrote
“I’m
a
self-righteous
bitch
and
love
it!
So
do
my
A-list
friends.
Sorry
you
aren’t
good
enough
to
be
our
friend.
Look
in
a
mirror
and
you’ll
see
why.”
Oh,
so
you’re
the
group
we
all
make
fun
of
and
avoid
in
the
bar.
Little
hint
cupcake,
even
Cameron
Diaz
can’t
pull
off
Capri
pants,
and
on
you,
well
…
at
least
you
give
us
something
to
laugh
at.
Of
course
military
haircuts
are
popular.
So
are
shaved
heads.
They
say
“man!”
Thank
God
I’m
drinking
a
cup
of
coffee
while
reading
this
boring
sleepy
ass
crap.
Hillary
has
a
way
of
making
you
hate
her.
Democrats
don’t
allow
the
vice
president
to
run
the
country
like
Republicans
do.
So
it’s
safe
to
vote
for
the
change
you’ve
been
promised.
That
50-year-old
brags
like
a
teenager.
Let’s
be
real:
Most
40-somethings
have
let
themselves
go.
I’d
rather
date
someone
my
own
age
but
the
majority
are
just
fat
and
gross.
I
have
no
clue
if
I
have
passed
the
“certain
age”
or
not.
I
don’t
need
or
seek
the
acknowledgment
of
anyone
else
to
validate
my
worth.
What
a
waste
of
time
that
would
be.
Obama
may
want
to
“take
your
money”
to
pay
off
the
Bush
deficit,
but
at
least
he
doesn’t
want
to
take
away
your
capacity
to
make
more
of
it.
Honey,
how
would
you
know
what
“six
figures”
pay
for
taxes?
Before
you
go
blaming
Bush
for
your
false
beliefs,
maybe
you
should
get
your
facts
straight.
If
you
think
Obama
has
enough
experience
to
be
president,
then
I
suppose
you’d
hire
a
D.C.
twink
to
perform
a
root
canal
on
you.
To
the
obnoxious
twinks
who
think
50
is
“over
the
hill,”
I
would
love
to
see
them
tell
that
to
Madonna’s
face.
That
bitch
turns
50
on
Aug.
16
and
she
is
in
better
...