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Friday, January 20, 2006
when I started having "leather flashes." Now I'm resigned that, as a gay man, I will inevitably go through "leather-pause," when nothing else does it for me in the bedroom.
, fat will never be fashionable!
is more important than a big penis: Just how big are we talking about?
, God-fearing attractive woman who is not into drinking and drugs?
: In general, or just for you? Because I have some ideas about the latter.
on a sex site and posted nude pics, why state in your profile that you aren't looking to hook up?
, "partnered but play separate or together?" Doesn't that just make you roommates? Or just hedging your bets?
: Give me a 35-to-45 year-old any day versus a twink. There's more maturity, more conversation, more stability and did I mention maturity?
, and they say, "You look good — for your age." That is not a compliment! That's like saying you don't sweat much for a fat girl!
: Dear child, if you're already obsessing about this at 23, well, good luck to you.
, thinking it'll be a booty call: We have our own men and our own lives. We don't have time for straight guys who act gay until right after they climax.
don't ask me to take them off when I enter your apartment.
Women only try to get their hands on my hard-earned money. I found a guy who loves to have sex all the time, and I didn't even have to dance with him or pay him anything!
by being who he is, and who he is is a shallow, pretentious fashion queen who would not hesitate to cut a person to shreds simply because they do not wear the right things.
has the worst fashion sense of any of the "Queer Eye" guys? It's like the age-old phenomenon of hairdressers whose hair looks completely freakish.
, so all the twinks repelled at the sight of middle-aged gay men who dare to show their faces in public will find themselves on the receiving end of bitches from twinks who haven't even been born yet!
when Bitch Boy wastes precious bitch space responding to almost all of them. Or is it just his inflated ego? Get over your god-like complex, bitch!
because we all aren't sluts like you.
: Those "sissy" liberals made it possible for your right-wing ass to openly enjoy life as a gay man in America!
in the suburbs stinks!
: Because being 18, broke and in the ghetto smells like roses.
glasses instead of contacts.
, my darling girl.
: Vegan baloney? Blech! That sounds even worse than, um, the other stuff you girls eat!
to support your career as a stripper?
, boyishly playful, butch lesbian. But now you're telling me there are butch gay boys? WTF?
and self-conscious. Many of us are, so why put each other down for it? And you tops need to get over your air of superiority because without bottoms, you'd be masturbating.
cheating on you. The gratitude I get as your roommate is for you and your boyfriend to invite a third over to have make-up sex on my bed!
, and you wouldn't give me the time of day. Now that I have a boyfriend, you act as if it bothers you. I wish I could figure that one out.
; that's why I wash my hands before I pee.
concerned about other lesbians not practicing safer sex: Have you forgotten, BB, that HIV is not so old? What about viruses that haven't raised their heads yet?
: What about the anti-psychotic drugs you should be taking for your paranoia?
is: "It must be. I just got pulled over for entering the carpool lane."
Your words make me rethink and change my points of view. And nowadays, finding someone able to do that is almost impossible.
who want to marry: Lesbians not interested in equal marriage rights have complained that same-sex marriage is a gay male obsession. It just goes to show you that being a gay man means always having to say you're sorry.
: I surf! Yes, the ocean variety!
They will as soon as Calvin Klein introduces surfing wear — not to mention the complementary cologne.
You want us to believe that you are somehow special because you hang with the straight guys. Not so much!
of our relationships from heterosexual culture: Because it's their world, not ours. They outnumber us, they run the government, and they're deciding our political future.
the strength to love me.
. Understand that not all of us can eat whatever we want, not work out and still stay skinny! Some of us have to work very hard to either maintain or lose weight.
Western shit and un-African: Just because your backward country oppresses gays with the fear of violence, death and imprisonment doesn't mean they don't exist underground! What about progressive South Africa, where gays are equal?
and all I can see is your face and torso in my rearview mirror, do me a favor and pull over to the side of the road and get into my back seat! Hell, you're practically there anyway.
when we know what you did to someone we love.
to make white women they date believe they are wealthy: Wealth or lack thereof has nothing to do with content of character.
in our label-crazy society, as evidenced by buying only designer, going broke chasing Tina and living only among folks who agree. Fight to keep the label from defining you and pay your wisdom forward by not boxing others in with labels!
, send me your number. I want to date you.
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