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Friday, May 27, 2005
If you don’t like the bars in this neighborhood, you can move. There are plenty of neighborhoods without bars and taverns and restaurants. And with that, you also get a boring life.
I know and wonder how are they able to so thoroughly disguise any indication of their love for one another.
there is a comprehensive list of “Problems with Gay Society” besides No. 45 that I read in “Bitch Session.”
for syphilis, I have had six friends in the last three months test positive for it. They all practice “safe sex,” and got it anyway.
their butt cracks always seem to be either fat or nasty looking?
, but why do so many of us benders insist on singing ballads? Ballads in a bar are boring.
and unsafe sex trend. When are you going to realize that strangers topping you gave you HIV? Wake up bitches, you ain’t gettin’ any younger!
because you let me down when I needed a simple favor and then refused to accept that you’re head games made me yell at you.
, dykie looking lesbian, and I am a very femme dyke with two kids. That doesn’t make you any more lesbian than I am?
30 or older: You hit your stride more than a decade ago. The word “boy” or “boi” no longer applies to you. And for that matter, neither do club clothes.
member: As a black male, my conversations usually end with “seven inches.” Now that’s a bitch.
on other people have even bigger skeletons to hide.
, who cares? Can’t we just let those of us who enjoy his music and what he stands for just do that? I’m proud of Clay Aiken for standing up in the face of adversity. There is no measuring this man!
they’ve earned their superiority trip because they assume less muscular guys just don’t try as hard. Truth is, without their “lucky” genes and their steroids, they would be no bigger than most other guys.
regarding Terri Schiavo being kept alive if she were a lesbian? A life is a life. Get over your obsession with whether people are gay, lesbian or straight.
, the feeding tube would not have been taken out? Hello? If she had been a lesbian, those right-to-lifers would probably have never been there fighting to keep her alive, and Congress would have ignored it.
because you didn’t want to become a satellite that revolves around me? If a simple phone call makes you that, then what the hell hyperbole does a date make you? I was right to chalk you up as a loser the first time.
Wear a condom or learn to do the slip ‘n’ slide. There’s nothing wrong with frottage. It can keep you virus free!
without asking and the ball cracks, don’t be shocked.
about smooth talking “professional” she-devils. Baby, get real. If you are taken by the fact that she is an administrative assistant, then you really don’t even know what a professional is.
Why don’t you read Lithuanian history to satisfy your curiosity, instead of spamming our chat rooms?
of the early ’80s when the same issues were talked about in the bars. I guess with the clothes coming back from back then, why wouldn’t queer gossip return as well?
, much less associate with, someone who is male but comes across feminine.
me anymore? I don’t need you inside me to feel loved.
As a gay man, I am much more comfortable around these tough, fun-loving creatures than I am among my own self-involved peers.
Things that are beautiful are more valued in society, regardless of sexual preference. Get the surgery you need to even the playing field, and move on.
that joining an organization that doesn’t want them is just plain stupid?
, funny, smart Jewish guy, and his boyfriend is a Catholic priest. Yeah they love each other and have great sex, but is sexual attraction so strong that it cancels out the teachings of your beloved religion?
that the more oppressed a minority people or culture is from the outside, the more oppressive those people are within their own group. Boy do African-American lesbians embody that statement. We all love womym, does anything else matter?
trying to pick up my transsexual boyfriend? You wouldn’t know how to treat her after your three minutes of fun.
that consist of a bunch of people who babble about what needs to be done and one person who actually does it. I refuse to be that one person ever again.
white straight males in bad suits, expense accounts and no life of their own telling anyone how to live theirs?
, wealthy, entertaining, hitched, and — whoa, I don’t have anything to bitch about. Never mind.
, no matter what you’re into or how you dress, whether you’re a leather daddy or a drag queen, we’re all here, we’re all queer, so get used to it, OK?
Don’t worry if the other guy is cheating. Make sure you’re not.
, and yet you complain after spending 20 hours in the gym each week that you can’t find anyone. If you would get your head out of your ass, you would realize there are real guys out there and you wouldn’t complain anymore.
is the new anti-Christ. Satan in drag and high heels! But his number has been shortened to 69 to reflect his passions.
in public, then keep it in the bushes, not in the sauna at the gym. If you cannot get it off other than in a sauna, then build your own.
who boasts that he doesn’t smoke, drink or do recreational drugs: You admitted to taking steroids. Hello? Your life doesn’t depend upon them, so your precious steroids are also a recreational drug.
, you can’t tell the difference between a bull dyke and a bear. They’re both fat, have a big, flat ass, short hair, dress like a redneck and have hair on their backs.
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