who
are
forever
coming
to
me
with
major
crises
that
involve
my
giving
them
money:
Your
major
crises
are
disappearing
up
your
noses.
Daddy’s
cutting
you
off
now.
the
attitudes
of
our
fine
city?
Maybe
it’s
just
a
bad
day
after
an
evening
with
Tina
or
Vitamin
X.
Please
save
us
all
your
pain
and
stay
home
until
you
recover.
against
biracial
dating:
It
is
people
like
you
who
undermine
the
notion
that
love
is
colorblind.
I
hope
one
day
you
can
overcome
your
prejudices.
many
gay
guys
are
max’d
out
on
chemicals?
There
is
a
life
beyond
the
chemicals
and
circuit
parties.
people
could
see
what
I
see
in
“Bitch
Session”:
Many
different
ideas
and
opinions,
nothing
“uniform,”
nothing
“everyone”
agrees
with.
Then
maybe
they
would
realize
that,
like
all
other
“communities”
we
are
just
a
collection
of
individual
“people,”
trying
to
figure
out
this
thing
called
“life.”
someone;
maybe
I
won’t.
Stressing
myself
over
not
having
anyone
sucks;
stressing
myself
over
having
the
wrong
one
sucks
even
more.
I’ll
leave
the
search
to
what
destiny
has
in
store.
but
shiver
when
I
read
AIDS
statistics
in
the
U.S.
among
gay
men.
What
do
you
call
a
gay
guy
who
got
infected
in
the
’80s?
A
victim.
What
do
you
call
a
gay
guy
who
got
infected
in
2004?
An
idiot.
for
never
even
thinking
about
being
with
blacks
then
all
the
blacks
that
only
do
blacks
are
racist,
too.
Don’t
pretend
that
caring
about
America
is
why
you
are
Republican.
The
motivation
is
merely
to
fatten
your
already
hefty
wallet!
Just
because
I’m
sitting
at
a
bar
doesn’t
mean
you
can
come
up
and
dump
your
burning
cigarette
in
an
empty
glass
in
front
of
my
face.
Geez
girlz,
have
some
manners!
no
fags
wanted
to
get
married
from
’93
to
’01?
Oh
yeah
that’s
right;
Bill
Clinton
signed
the
Defense
of
Marriage
Act.
I
guess
everyone
hates
fags.
anti-gay
laws
and
controversy
going
on
right
now
in
mainstream
America,
why
is
it
95
percent
of
this
column
is
dedicated
to
hatin’
on
each
other?
at
a
certain
bar
wouldn’t
let
me
in
with
a
European
Union
driver’s
license
because
they
said
I
needed
a
government-issued
document.
Please
tell
these
ignorant
little
immigration
bureaucrat
wannabes
that
an
E.U.
driver’s
license
is
government
issued?
We
can’t
take
passports
to
seedy
dives
in
foreign
countries.
who
keep
putting
down
us
scat
boys:
Remember
every
time
you
rim
or
screw
a
guy,
you
are
still
having
sex
with
an
ass.
You
can
rationalize
it
all
day
long,
but
it’s
still
an
ass.
I
understand
this.
Gay
men
mustn’t
invade
lesbian
space,
but
gay
male
organizations
and
establishments
must
do
everything
possible
to
cater
to
lesbians.
Yeah,
right.
who
try
to
diagnose
an
entire
community
from
“Bitch
Session”:
Why
exactly
do
you
suppose
it’s
called
“Bitch
Session”?
Come
join
us
in
this
universe,
dears.
with
my
overdeveloped
chest,
shoulders,
and
arms
and
kick
in
the
ass
with
my
underdeveloped
legs
the
first
fat,
out
of
shape
queen
who
suggests
to
my
face
that
I
have
a
“bar
body.”
relationships
by
discriminating
based
on
age
or
race.
My
boyfriend
and
I
(both
early
20s)
are
in
love
because
we
are
not
shallow,
and
we
live
a
happier
life
than
you
stereotypical
losers
who
only
go
to
bars
to
meet
men.
!
said
guys
go
screaming
if
he
mentions
“the
kid”:
I’m
a
hot
single
gay
man
who
loves
kids.
The
understanding
man
you
seek
is
right
here.
about
gay
men
who
prefer
skinny,
smooth,
young-looking
guys.
If
they’re
so
common,
when
am
I
going
to
meet
one
in
real
life?
with
those
who
say
things
like,
“Gay
people
are
sad
and
tragic
losers;
all
they
do
is
bitch.”
Actually
that
makes
us
no
different
from
anyone
else.
not
being
into
blacks
makes
me
racist.
What
should
I
do
now,
pretend
I’m
attracted
to
people
when
I’m
not,
just
so
I
can
be
P.C.?
such
thing
as
an
LBGT
community
in
this
area.
It’s
just
a
group
of
lesbian-hating,
jingoistic,
racist
and
oppressive
people
who
live
in
unfortunate
proximity.
for
gay
Democrats?
Moral
superiority,
knee-jerk
slash-and-burn
politics,
minding
everybody
else’s
business
as
usual,
refusal
to
think
outside
the
group,
intolerance
dressed
up
as
progressiveness
—
it’s
not
just
for
the
party
boys
any
more.
marching
on
Washington?
gays
in
military
service
came
out
at
once?
Might
be
amusing
to
see
how
the
Bush
administration
deals
with
losing
so
many
soldiers
at
a
time
like
this.
who
“really
is
bisexual”:
It’s
not
a
matter
of
fear
that
makes
us
gay;
it’s
a
matter
of
not
being
attracted
to
females.
who
said,
“You’d
be
really
hot,
if
you
weren’t
old”:
Sorry,
but
48
isn’t
old.
You’re
far
more
of
a
bitchy
old
queen
at
25
than
I’ll
ever
be.
go
to
a
gay
bar
in
this
city
and
hear
good
music?
who
wants
to
know
if
there
are
other
lesbians
who
can
commit
and
cherish
...
