thinking
me
and
my
boyfriend
are
so
cute
as
a
couple,
but
then
every
time
we
turn
around,
those
same
people
are
trying
to
get
with
one
or
the
other
of
us.
If
we’re
so
cute
together,
then
leave
us
alone
so
we
can
be
happy.
of
your
penis
or
your
butt
online
and
then
saying
you’re
only
looking
for
something
serious
is
a
bit
ridiculous.
so
afraid
and
so
hateful
when
they
see
someone
else
doing
well?
put
down
that
application
to
the
Vidal
Sassoon
Academy
and
get
your
ploughed
little
butt
into
college?
less
sexless
than
a
gay
guy
wearing
shorts
with
legs
that
are
milquetoast
white?
when
my
boyfriend
says
he
needs
to
“take
some
time”
so
he’s
not
influenced
by
my
decisions,
so
he
goes
and
hangs
out
with
his
friends
and
is
influenced
by
them
instead!
when
you
pass
out
on
the
floor
of
a
leather
bar
in
your
kilt
with
no
underwear
and
then
defecate
on
yourself?
four
years.
Thanks
for
lying
to
me.
Thanks
for
my
doctor
telling
me
you
gave
me
syphilis.
get
their
own
Gay
Pride
weekend?
When
do
we
get
to
have
a
White
Pride
weekend?
for
Black
Gay
Pride,
so
I
support
it.
In
fact,
I’d
like
to
expand
the
concept
and
start
a
“Positive
Pride”
for
people
who
are
HIV-positive
and
honest
about
it.
We
could
celebrate
the
fact
that
we’re
alive
and
not
sticking
our
heads
in
the
sand
and
pretending
it’s
someone
else’s
problem.
that’s
declared
itself
gay
friendly
is
the
same
hotel
where
my
boyfriend
and
I
were
harassed
by
security
for
sitting
a
little
too
close
in
their
lobby
one
night.
me
of
where
I
work.
If
the
employees
have
a
complaint,
it’s
bitching.
If
management
has
a
complaint
that
we
don’t
have
Barbie
doll
smiles,
it’s
constructive
criticism.
if
an
open
and
proud
gay
male
doesn’t
agree
with
“Pride”
events
or
the
“gay
pride”
festivities,
he
is
automatically
labeled
a
self-hater?
I’m
also
Catholic,
white,
and
6-foot-1.
Where
are
the
parades
for
those
characteristics
of
my
life?
have
one
good
place
to
dance?
Fire
the
ugly
drag
queens
and
put
some
go-go
boys
up
there.
And
no
more
disco.
You
don’t
have
to
be
Tony
Moran,
but
play
some
circuit
music.
so
many
twits
out
there
feel
that
beachwear
is
acceptable
attire
in
the
bars?
Bars
have
themes
for
a
reason.
Please
leave
your
cargo
shorts
and
flip
flops
at
home!
You
don’t
two-step
in
flip
flops!
(I’m
54)
should
be
content
we’ve
had
our
good
times
and
shouldn’t
resent
younger
gay
men.
I
never
enjoyed
having
50-ish
trolls
hitting
on
me
30
years
ago,
so
why
should
these
handsome
younger
guys
feel
any
differently?
the
Bible
says
about
homosexuality
or
anything
else?
I’ve
read
better
novels!
much
gel
and
pomade
you
soak
in
that
hair,
it
does
not
change
the
fact
you
have
a
junior-sized
penis.
there
have
your
fuckin’
papers
out
there
whining
about
how
you
can’t
get
married.
Well
fuck
off,
you
cock-sucking
faggots!
Bitch
Boy
responds:
You
kiss
your
wife
with
that
mouth?
that
we
have
separatist
Pride
celebrations.
We
need
to
be
united
in
our
Gay
Pride,
Black
Pride,
Youth
Pride
and
Lesbian
Pride.
We
ought
to
celebrate
all
in
one,
like
we
used
to.
when
gay
people
are
going
to
stop
drugging,
drinking
and
screwing
long
enough
to
realize
that
we
really
are
treated
like
second-class
citizens.
about
others
are
only
exposing
their
insecurities
and
perpetuating
a
gay
stereotype.
It’s
easy
to
bitch;
try
suggesting
a
solution
while
you’re
at
it.
40-something
who’s
ready
to
come
clean.
It’s
true,
you
20-or
30-somethings
really
are
“all
that.”
The
sight
of
you
drives
me
into
a
homoerotic
frenzy
to
where
I
can
hardly
contain
myself.
But
I
want
you
all
to
know
that
I’m
going
to
try
real
hard.
come
into
a
bar
and
expect
free
drinks:
I
don’t
care
who
you
are,
who
your
friend
is,
or
who
you’re
having
sex
with;
don’t
give
me
attitude
for
not
giving
away
free
drinks.
Would
you
go
into
a
K-Mart
and
ask
for
free
Fruit
of
the
Looms?
who
complains
about
massage
therapists
offering
“other”
services:
Be
honest,
we
all
know
what
you
were
looking
for,
and
I’m
not
talking
about
a
prostate
exam
either!
who
thinks
massage
therapists
are
sex
workers
in
disguise:
You
are
half
right.
But
as
a
CMT,
I
see
the
reverse.
When
every
straight
client
I
have
turns
over
with
a
full
erection
that
remains
for
the
entire
massage,
what
message
is
the
client
giving
me?
self-hating
fags
who
project
their
insecurities
onto
Chelsea
boys
or
whatever
group
they
feel
oppressed
by.
Recognize
the
world
is
not
the
source
of
your
drama
and
angst
—
you
are!
clubs
were
for
gay
people,
so
how
come
some
bars
let
a
bunch
of
bridal
parties
of
straight
women
in?
They
get
treated
like
queens,
and
not
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