You’ve
got
to
be
joking.
It’s
6
a.m.
and
not
a
single
gay
bar
open.
Same
thing
last
week
at
noon;
there
was
one
bar
open
but
I’ve
seen
more
action
at
a
cemetery.
appropriate
or
necessary
in
our
clubs,
like
at
Sunday
Mass
at
Club
Five,
where
promiscuity
and
drug
use
are
prevalent?
How
would
we
respond
if
our
gay
pride
flag
was
used
in
situations
that
contradicted
the
meaning
of
those
symbols?
to
go
to
the
smoke-free
N.Y.
bars.
If
the
big
boys
can
do
it
in
New
York
City,
so
can
we,
D.C.!
studies
showing
that
gay
men
are
still
indifferent
about
contracting
HIV,
then
the
public
expenditure
on
AIDS
education
is
money
being
wasted
and
should
be
given
instead
to
animal
shelters
where
it
will
be
put
to
better
use.
with
these
guys
who
claim
to
be
bi
but
haven’t
been
with
a
woman
in
10
years?
Are
you
just
saying
that
psychocrap
so
you
avoid
being
as
“bad”
as
the
homo
who
is
banging
you?
is
so
drunk
that
she
cannot
stand,
please
do
not
take
her
to
a
restaurant;
take
her
to
rehab!
No
one
wants
to
watch
her
puke
while
they
eat.
gay
people
get
along
—
black,
white,
Asian
—
and
stop
saying
negative
things
about
each
other?
Why
can’t
we
all
just
get
along
and
make
the
world
a
better
place?
It’s
the
gay
Rodney
King!
went
to
rehab;
more
power
to
you.
But
you’re
still
a
jerk,
which
is
worse
because
it
wasn’t
the
drink
but
just
the
fact
that
you’re
an
asshole.How
come
everywhere
dominant
woman
are
fat
and
nasty?
I
can’t
find
a
good
bitch
out
there
nowhere.
women
who
complain
there
are
no
good
women
out
there:
Maybe
if
you
weren’t
so
racist,
ageist,
and
weightist,
you’d
find
them!
was
fairly
safe
barebacking
the
same
guy
for
four
years.
What
did
it
get
me?
My
doctor
called
to
say
the
test
came
back
positive.
Thank
God
it
wasn’t
HIV;
it
was
something
else.
But
I’ll
never
bareback
again.
Keep
it
safe,
babe.
of
George
W.
Bush
was
as
easy
as
some
guys
seem
to
think
it
is
to
shave
their
own
bush
off.
the
ugliest
drag
queens
always
win
the
titles?
and
emotive
may
be
more
fun
at
parties,
but
it’s
the
big,
hairy,
quiet,
un-manicured
man
I
want
in
the
sack.
into
your
apartment
promising
friendship;
after
our
fuck,
you
put
me
out
in
the
street
like
a
whore.
You
lost
a
potential
loving
friend,
bitch!
to
bitch.
Just
be
nice
to
each
other.
Even
a
simple
smile
or
hello
can
make
a
person
feel
great.
We
all
put
our
condoms
on
one
penis
at
a
time.
At
least
I
do.
stores
carry
an
aerosol
version
of
a
gay
gloss
remover?
Conversation
is
so
much
easier
without
the
entire
clone-spray
product
line.
men
do
not
know
how
to
trim
their
area?
I
go
to
the
bathroom
and
all
I
see
are
long
curly
pubes.
Hello?
This
is
America
people,
NOT
Europe.
Start
trimming!
to
do
his
duty
and
please
this
booty!
was
busy
remembering
what
this
movement
was
about,
and
what
was
done
for
them
by
generations
past
(instead
of
trying
to
assimilate
into
the
suburbs
like
Ozzie
and
Faggiet),
there
would
still
be
a
vibrant
downtown
where
people
over
30
weren’t
Tina-ed
out
of
the
room
and
we
wouldn’t
be
sitting
around
talking
about
marriage
all
the
time
like
starry-eyed
schoolgirls.
Just
a
thought.
“Why
do
you
act
so
disappointed
when
somebody
tells
you
where
they
live?
They’re
only
making
conversation.
They’re
not
asking
you
to
move
in
with
them.”
Got
a
bitch?
Call
1-800-858-8088
or
email
bitch@washblade.com
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double-standard,
religious
right
types
should
remember
that
marriage
is
a
man-made
thing
and
has
nothing
to
do
with
God
or
the
Bible.
It
may
have
been
adopted
by
the
church,
but
God
didn’t
put
Adam
and
Eve
on
this
planet
as
a
married
couple.
Stop
cruising
me
with
that
wedding
ring
on!
Show
your
wife
some
respect.
who
thinks
baby
boomers
do
not
wash
their
hands:
First
of
all,
you
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